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"Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!'"
"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng."
"Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium."
"Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window."
"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.”
"I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC;
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I cannot sea.
I've run this poem threw it,
I'm sure your pleased too no,
Its letter perfect in it's weigh,
My checker tolled me sew."
“EASY TO INSTALL = Difficult to install, but instruction manual has pictures.”
“When all else fails, read the manual.”
“DOS 6: Because there aren't enough problems in the world already.”
“WindowError:001 Windows loaded. System in danger.
WindowError:004 Erronious error. Nothing wrong.
WindowError:009 Horrible bug encounterd. God knows what has happened.
WindowError:00C Memory hog error. More ram needed. More! More!
WindowError:00F Unexplaind error. Please tell us how it happened.
WindowError:010 Reserved for future mistakes.
WindowError:014 Nonexisent error. This cannot really be happening.
WindowError:01B Illegal error. Do not get this error.
WindowError056: Operator fell asleep while waiting.”
“C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.”更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
"Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!'"
"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng."
"Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium."
"Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window."
"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.”
"I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC;
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I cannot sea.
I've run this poem threw it,
I'm sure your pleased too no,
Its letter perfect in it's weigh,
My checker tolled me sew."
“EASY TO INSTALL = Difficult to install, but instruction manual has pictures.”
“When all else fails, read the manual.”
“DOS 6: Because there aren't enough problems in the world already.”
“WindowError:001 Windows loaded. System in danger.
WindowError:004 Erronious error. Nothing wrong.
WindowError:009 Horrible bug encounterd. God knows what has happened.
WindowError:00C Memory hog error. More ram needed. More! More!
WindowError:00F Unexplaind error. Please tell us how it happened.
WindowError:010 Reserved for future mistakes.
WindowError:014 Nonexisent error. This cannot really be happening.
WindowError:01B Illegal error. Do not get this error.
WindowError056: Operator fell asleep while waiting.”
“C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.”更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net