A little known fact...

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male

and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year (the only

members of the deer family, Cervidae, to have females

do so), male reindeer drop their

antlers at the beginning of winter, usually

late November to mid December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in

the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's

reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolf to Blitzen........

had to be

a girl.

We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fatman in a

red velvet suit all around the world in one night, and not get lost.