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  • 枫下家园 / 人到中年 / ZT A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
    It was addressed, 'Dad'.
    With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands:

    "Dear, Dad.

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
    I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.
    I've been finding real passion with Stacy.
    She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
    But it's not only the passion, Dad.
    She's pregnant.
    Stacy said that we will be very happy.
    She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
    We share a dream of having many more children.
    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
    We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
    In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better.
    She sure deserves it!
    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
    Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

    Love, your son, Joshua.

    P.S. Dad, none of the above is true.
    I'm over at Jason's house.
    I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table.
    Call when it is safe for me to come home!"更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • That's what I told my kid. 做人的根本最重要,如果这些没有做好,不用上学了,because that is more important than school.
    • 这小子很聪明, 知道怎样转移老爸注意力。不过对付中国家长用这招没戏, 俺们就认成绩其他都是瞎扯淡 LOL
      • 我很幸运父母从来不认,我在学校的所有成绩都是他人主动告知的,谢谢。
      • 这样的都有极强的混世能力,处乱不惊,临危不惧。。。。。。。。
    • cute guy, and great best-selling fiction author, film maker, CEO or USA President material. lol
    • Well, at least, the lady Stacy exists and the dad knows about her. And she's with AIDS too?