From You Know Who
Once
I was bold and blunt
I begged for a f**k
from a man
that seems empathetic
However, I failed
miserably
What was wrong?
I asked the dude
"My body is degenerated,"
"thus sexual gratification cannot be guranteed"
Replied the man
His words are
humble and sincere
Oh, my!
Don't you know
There's something
called
Vigorex?
Irritated was I
I posted all his PMs
There you go
lengthy but empty words
Now you know
What I want
is just a
subtle dick!