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  • 枫下家园 / 家庭与子女 / 笑话看得懂才可笑。对了，女士们有没有想过如果先生收入好且稳定，在家里做主妇会不会感到很委屈？？请说真话，反正这里谁也不认识你。哈哈。。 -hearts(hearts); 2000-11-23 {2134} (#15541@0)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A man was complaining:
    Oh Lord, please have mercy on me, I work so hard, meanwhile my wife stays at home. I would give anything if you would grant me one wish "switch me into my wife" she's got it easy at home I want to teach her a lesson of how tough a man's life is.

    As God was listening he felt sorry for this soul and granted his wish.

    Next morning the "new woman" wakes up at dawn, makes lunch boxes, prepares breakfast, wakes up the kids for school, puts a load of clothes in the washer, takes the meat out of the freezer, drives the kids to school, on his way back, stop at the gas station, cashes a check, pays the electricity and phone bills, picks up some clothes from the cleaners, goes through the car wash, drops the overdue movies of @ Blockbuster, and quickly goes to the market.


    It was 1:00 o'clock already, he made the beds, took the clothes out of the washer and put another load in, he vacuumed the house, mopped up the Kool-Aid, cleaned the bathrooms, made some rice and went to pick up the kids from school & had an argument with the kids on the way home.


    As soon as he got home he gave the kids a snack, washed the dirty dishes, he folded the clothes he had washed. He helped the kids with their homework, listened to the TV while he ironed some clothes, prepared dinner, washed the dinner dishes, gave the kids a bath, cleaned their rooms, and put them to sleep.

    At 9:00 p.m. he was so tired and he went to bed. Of course his wife wanted to make love, with that duty finished, he fell asleep.

    The next morning he awoke still exhausted, and prays to God once again:

    Oh Lord, what was I thinking when I asked you to grant my wish, I can't take it anymore. I beg you please switch me back to myself, please oh please.

    Then he heard God's voice speaking to him, saying:

    Dear son, of course I'll switch you back into yourself, but there's one minor detail, you will have to wait 9 months because last night you got pregnant.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • Reply to the title: why not? as long as both feel comfortable. the husband can have warm dinner and breakfast every day, and the lady can take some leisure courses and have more time to learn something they like. -guest:; 2000-11-23 (#15551@0)
      • I don't think so.拿到LP后，为了和孩子培养感情（孩子生下后就一直由奶奶带），我辞去了工作，在家相夫教子，至今已有半年-VERY VERY BORING！每天都是买菜，做饭，做家务，做饭......虽然老公早餐可以吃的好好，每天都有靓汤饮，但要我一直这样.....TERRIBLE！ -guest:awen; 2000-11-24 (#15618@0)
        • see, it's totally up to how you desire your life to be. job is never less terrible when you have to face competition and fight for the right you deserve. -guest:; 2000-11-24 (#15684@0)
        • If you're neither good at English nor familiar with the culture, your kid will have nothing to talk with you when he/she grows up. Work can give you more experience about Canada and improve your English. -guest:; 2000-11-24 (#15687@0)
          • you must be kidding. staying home can still play stocks and many things else. remember working is not the only way to grow up, self-improve, and become more mature and attractive. -guest:; 2000-11-24 {201} (#15705@0)
            even you work, I am sure you still cannot know your kids much more than anybody else, if you work, when they are teenagers. never ever look down other people, nobody is really as silly as you may feel.
    • no. i won't feel regret. -rlz7213(Rachel); 2000-11-23 {868} (#15556@0)
      i think being a housewife is part of marriage life. although in china women work and take part of housework, on one hand they blame over-loaded; on the other hand, they look forward to not needing to work someday. if she is energetic, she can take care of her work as well as take care of the family. if she cannot handle both, she'd better stay at home because that's the best choice for the family. husband and wife should not fight for who will be more glorious. now i am making more money than my husband but after we go to canada, i think probably i will stay at home for sometime to give birth our child and help him to seek a stable job. i am happy to do so as a wife. maybe someday when we can manage to work both and afford taking good care of our child, i will work again and i don't believe i will make less money than my husband, even if he is a IT guy.
    • i enjoy the housewife life in canada. . -luck(luck); 2000-11-24 {270} (#15634@0)
      maybe i will look for a job next year, during these months, i feel very happy. i can sleep till noon, go shopping, do some housework, watch tv, internet surfing, cook for my dearest husband, read books, go to university for studying..i'm very very enjoy housewife life.
      • but the husbands will regret. :) -sch623(Sam); 2000-11-24 (#15685@0)
    • I like to be a housewife. Now I live in Canada as a housewife. I think it is a good life style. My husband need me help on his job and life. -littleboat(小舟); 2000-11-24 (#15688@0)
    • 总结一下，8个人回答，有4个是愿意的，1个愿意暂时这么做，还有一位看来是很羡慕这种生活(可能是工作的太累了)。只有一个是坚决反对的(Sam,哈哈)，另一个是婉转反对。可以说大多数是喜欢当家庭主妇的。不过你们想过 吗？ -hearts(hearts); 2000-11-24 {106} (#15694@0)
      这样一来老爷们儿的负担是不是忒重了一些？？从风险分析来看这种结构不是理想的，因为把鸡蛋都放在一个篮子里了！
      • hey, why you ignore the prerequiste? we all said if the husband can afford it and both feel comfortable. nobody could ever push anybody else to do anything. -guest:; 2000-11-24 (#15704@0)
      • 男人应该养家, 养WIFE也是应该的! -luck(luck); 2000-11-25 (#15721@0)
        • 话说得如此理直气壮有些过分吧，虽然我也是女人和妻子。 -lindar(lindar); 2000-11-27 (#15931@0)
      • 工作着的男人会以家庭生存的顶梁柱而自倨,整天以家务劳动为生活内容的女人会变成一个爱唠叨的黄脸婆...总之,不管男人,女人,不管工作还是在家, 都不要失去自我,在享受生活的同时不断地完善自己,充实自己...好运总是降临到那些有准备的人身上. -guest:care; 2000-11-25 (#15724@0)
        • Care,I agree with you. 女人不要失去你在丈夫眼中的魅力，不要失去个性的独立，尤其你要有承担家庭经济的能力。谁知道 ...... -amely(yue); 2000-11-30 {240} (#16633@0)
          无论怎样，工作也好，做house wife也要，女人不要失去你在丈夫眼中的魅力，不要失去个性的独立，尤其你要有承担家庭经济的能力（即使你现在并没做）。

          谁都无法预料有什么自然的或人为的意外发生。这是个变化无常的时代，爱情泛滥的时代，真情缺乏的时代。
      • And when the housewife does not do the job of a housewife, this lao ye men'er will have a even heavier burden -gang2canada(Gang); 2000-11-27 (#15918@0)
        • such person should be fired immediately if she or he doesn't want to serve his or her responsibility if she or he is capable. -guest:; 2000-11-27 (#15999@0)
    • 如果丈夫收入高,稳定, 而且喜欢妻子在家里享受, 为何一定要外出辛苦呐? 妻子可以学习充电, 享受生活, 照顾家庭, 这也是很幸福的生活啊! 当然如果能找到一份轻松而喜欢的工作, 又能照顾家里那是最好. -luck(luck); 2000-11-27 {575} (#16017@0)
      中国女性都太好强, 很多外国女性结婚后都是在家照顾小孩和家庭, 这也是一份职业, 每家人情况不同, 有些丈夫希望妻子外出赚钱奋斗, 有些丈夫希望妻子在家享受, 不要太辛苦, 让丈夫忙了一天后回到家能够舒服的吃饭, 休息也是一种幸福的体会. 当然妻子也要学会不断充实自己, 学会自立和准备好做少奶奶的心理准备. 在加拿大的生活不一定非要太辛苦, 根据自身家庭状况而合理安排才是正确的. "一句广告词: "女人应该对自己好一点", 不是吗? 另外每个人心理状态不同, 有些人如果觉得做少奶奶是犯罪, 不喜欢这个身份, 那你完全可以外出奋斗! 至少我很ENJOY目前的生活. 关于淘不淘汰, 让时间做证明, 嘿嘿! 每个人的命不同! :)
      • 现在国内有两部电影很有票房－－《生死抉择》给党员干部看， 《一声叹息》给结婚男女看。可见婚后男女的生活等同“生死抉择” -map(恭喜); 2000-12-1 (#16698@0)
        • everybody has choice not to keep unhappy marriage. it's not sth between life and death. -guest:; 2000-12-1 (#16773@0)
      • agree. i like. -jesus(jesus); 2001-7-18 (#136383@0)
    • 愿意做part-time的家庭主妇. -guest:素面朝天; 2001-7-18 (#136387@0)
    • 想一想如果有一天丈夫出意外了当妻子的怎么办，女性要有能力靠自己才能立于不败之地。 -guest:独立女性; 2001-7-18 (#136527@0)
      • 用这种想法来激励自己独立上进，好像有些残忍。丈夫看到会怎么样？呵呵:P -pingle(pingle); 2001-7-19 (#136979@0)
    • 我一直认为，女人不能在经济上完全依赖LG，应该有独立的能力，否则，当年轻时的美丽（魅力）随着岁月衰老的时候，又如何保持在家庭中的平等地位呢？几千年妇女的地位又为什么要解放呢？ -baobao072(dongdong); 2001-7-19 (#137265@0)
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