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  • 枫下佳缘 / 情爱悠悠 / 请教各位前辈,我的英语,特别是口语,非常有限,怎么才能和老外"谈"出恋爱来?
    • 这不就一个好借口嘛,向人家多请教英语问题啊。
      • 爱情不是谈出来的。如果别人不是主动热情地接纳你,经常去打扰别人会给别人带来很大的不方便。这里的业余时间都是很私人的,大家都保持相当的私人空间。
    • 如果他/她不是第一眼就喜欢你,你就当普通朋友算了,否则太不给中国人留面子了。
    • 干嘛非得跟老外谈恋爱啊?没出息
    • Are you a girl or boy?
      Are you a girl or boy? Are you attractive or not?
      Those are very important factors. If you're a girl, as long as you're willing to offer sex, the LAO WAI will happily take you, and wouldn't mind your poor English. There is not much communication needed anyways. It's the cheapest way for LAO WAI to get some sex. Though the sex is not as good, but what the heck, it costs almost nothing, right?

      But you also can't be too ugly?! ....

      Good Luck !
      • 话是这么说,可是我还是希望有更多的内心交流。
      • this really sucks. total nonsense.
    • 那就君子动手,不动口咯
    • 現在大部分的女孩都想找個老外,這樣出國可能會容易些!你同意嗎?靠自己出國的女孩子太少了!如果沒有錢沒有高學歷的女孩子怎樣才能出國呢?
    • the most decent way to hook a laowai
      1. approach any loawai
      2. ask ' excuse sir, could you please kindly sleep with me'
      3. further confirm with him ' yes, just f88k me'.
      4. as soon as the laowai says ' sure, why not', you are done.

      if you have problem to say above, suggest watch some movies. I am
      pretty sure there are many ways to show your willingness to be f88ked.
      • And you must learn different meanings of "hard"
        本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛It was said that three ladies arrived Heaven after they died. The porter of Heaven is St. John ( some friend must remember that two days ago we learned 'John' means 'mans' in slang).

        Mr. John shouted to those girls:" Welcome to Paradise. Before you are permited to enter it, you must answer my question. If your answer is correct, the bell", he pointed to a bell hanging on the gate of Heaven, " will ring, the door will open, then you can come in. Otherwise, please come to visit my brother -- Satan."

        All of these girls agreed this prerequisite.

        "Ok, the first question is, who is the first man?" John asked.
        "I know it, Adam." Dang, dang, dang... the bell rang, and the door opened.
        "See you later." The first lady entered Heaven happily.

        "The second question is, who is the first woman?" John asked again.
        "Oh, it's a piece of cake, Eva" So the second girl entered Heaven successfully.

        There was the last lady. John though:" I must ask her a difficult question, otherwise, everyone will consider me an idiot."

        "The final question is, a-ha..." John cleared his throat, "What's the first sentence that Eva speaked to Adam?"
        "Oh, gosh, who knows this qustion." The last lady murmured. "It's too hard" You know what, Dang, dang, dang... the bell rang, and the door opened.

        So keep this word in your mind, it's very useful when you want to enter the paradise. And most time, you should use its comparative form. "Harder"更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net