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  • 枫下沙龙 / 谈天说地 / 女孩是邪恶的数学证明--爱因司坦未发表的手稿 -midland(steeles); 2001-10-12 {383} (#222650@0)
    Proof that girls are evil

    First we state that girls require time and money:
    Girls = Times x Money;
    And as we all know ? time is money
    Time = Money;
    Therefore:
    Girls = Money x Money = (Money)2;
    And because ? Money is the root of all evil“;
    Money = sqrt(Evil);

    Therefore
    Girls = ( sqrt( Evil) )2
    And we are forced to conclude that:
    Girls = Evil

    Einstein.A
    • correction: -sailor(Sailor); 2001-10-12 {166} (#222654@0)
      The pre-condition should be:

      To obtain a girl's heart requires time and money.

      Your deduction sound ok,

      thus,

      To obtain a girl's heart, requires EVIL!
      • Good point. -laoxi(Laoxi); 2001-10-12 (#223037@0)
    • 女孩是Happiness的数学证明--lilyba发表的手稿 -lilyba(lily); 2001-10-12 {402} (#222667@0)
      Proof that girls are evil

      First we state that girls require time and money:
      Girls = Times x Money;
      And as we all know ? time is money
      Time = Money;
      Therefore:
      Girls = Money x Money = (Money)2;
      And because ? Money is the root of MOST HAPPINESS“;
      Money = sqrt(HAPPYNESS);

      Therefore
      Girls = ( sqrt( HAPPINESS) )2
      And we are forced to conclude that:
      Girls = HAPPINESS

      LILY.B
      • "Money is the root of MOST HAPPINESS"? no money, no happiness??? You're proved the original formula. -imbane(imbane); 2001-10-12 (#222803@0)
        • where are you now, do you have job, do you need support yourself and your family??? -lilyba(lily); 2001-10-12 (#222825@0)
          • 我最快乐的是我能够挣钱养活我自己，能够独立。每个人的快乐不一样。我的快乐很实际。 -lilyba(lily); 2001-10-12 (#222832@0)
          • 钱不是快乐之源。I can give up anything for love, but I never ever give up my love for money. -imbane(imbane); 2001-10-12 (#222838@0)
            • if you have no money, then you will have no love. that is the truth. what you can give up for love, and how you can give up your love for money if you have no love. -lilyba(lily); 2001-10-12 (#222845@0)
              • I have no money, I have love. that's the truth. -imbane(imbane); 2001-10-12 (#222848@0)
                • you have no money, that the fact. You have love, that is your feeling. what is your future if you are a man. are you happy to see that you can not let your lover enjoy life that other people are enjoying? -lilyba(lily); 2001-10-12 {78} (#222853@0)
                  If you are a girl, that is easier. but then the equation of the above is true.
                  • What's "enjoy life"？每个人都有不同的答案。或许你考虑的是房子，车子或者其他物质享受(正象你所说的那样，别人有的你也想有才幸福)。但是有人不这么想，我敬佩 IVPA 的成员们。 -imbane(imbane); 2001-10-12 {89} (#222877@0)
                    在非洲，南美，以及亚洲，都有他们的身影。我会成为他们中的一个，因为那是我所 enjoy 的生活。
              • 从开始流浪的第一天起就注定了我不会有钱，但是那又有什么大不了呢？我一样很快乐。From the begining the girl who loved me just knew I had nothing but myself... -imbane(imbane); 2001-10-12 (#222855@0)
                • is that girl happy? you love yourself not that poor girl. look what you write: 我一样很快乐,the girl who loved me. you are a selfish, self-centered guy. -lilyba(lily); 2001-10-12 (#222858@0)
                  • 所以你认为女孩子跟着有钱人(或者自己有钱)才会快乐。 -imbane(imbane); 2001-10-12 (#222879@0)
                  • Maybe you're right, cos' I'm bane, just like my name. -imbane(imbane); 2001-10-12 (#222885@0)
      • 我以前经常去东营，一般都是从淄博转车。特别喜欢东营街头的大排挡，好吃啊！ -imbane(imbane); 2001-10-12 (#222894@0)
        • sorry, if i had known this, i would try to be kind. i miss my hometown too. -lilyba(lily); 2001-10-12 (#222901@0)
          • hehehe, it's ok, we just expressed some our own opinions. -imbane(imbane); 2001-10-12 (#222936@0)
    • It is trure. You are right. -laoxi(Laoxi); 2001-10-12 (#223039@0)
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