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  • 相约北美 / 移民留学 / take a look inside, How could you outperform other candidates? -songl(风); 2001-10-22 {848} (#233801@0)
    In our daily job search and interviews we are looking for ways to outperform others to get that one job offer...so here is a piece of advice:

    What makes life 100 percent?


    If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z can be
    represented as:


    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

    Then,

    H A R D W O R K
    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% only


    K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% only


    But,

    A T T I T U D E
    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %


    And,

    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, but attitude and bullshit will put you over the top.
    • Funny!! 不知道这里bullshit怎么翻译，是小混混吗？ -pyramid(金字塔); 2001-10-22 (#233813@0)
      • FP! -urfr(urfr); 2001-10-22 (#233816@0)
      • Canadian calls it as "Communication skill" or "Presentation skill". -songl(风); 2001-10-22 (#233822@0)
      • 你不会真不知道把。 -pandora(Sarah); 2001-10-22 (#233826@0)
        • 刚才查了字典，不好意思。 -pyramid(金字塔); 2001-10-22 (#233828@0)
      • bullshit means “不谢”, dogshit means “多谢”, shitshit means “谢谢” -dibert(呆伯); 2001-10-22 (#233829@0)
        • hollyshit means，好咧，谢！ -pandora(Sarah); 2001-10-22 (#233832@0)
        • 是个笑话，说个洋人说你们中国人怎么老互相骂人，而且还脸上挂着笑。 -dibert(呆伯); 2001-10-23 (#233835@0)
      • bush当中统前的溺称。 -lazycat(lazycat); 2001-10-23 (#233844@0)
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