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  • 枫下拾英 / 心情随笔 / 两个男人和一个女人-- very funny!
    两个男人和一个女人


    两个意大利男人和一个女人困在荒岛上
    这两个男的互殴 其中一个杀了另一个
    拥有了这个女的

    两个美国男人和一个女人困在荒岛上
    这两个男的共同拥有这位女的

    两个法国男人和一个女人困在荒岛上
    这两个男的杀了这位女人後同居

    两个印尼男人和一个女人困在荒岛上
    第一个男的据岛称王 聘女为相
    第二个男的游到了另一个岛找工作

    两个泰国男人和一个女人困在荒岛上
    第一个男人以一晚两个泰铢将女人租给第二个男的


    两个菲律宾男人和一个女人困在荒岛上
    其中一个男人绑架这个女人 向另一个男人要赎金

    两个马来西亚男人和一个女人困在荒岛上
    这个女的控告第一个男的『鸡 X』了另一个男的
    因为她向两个男的求欢都未成…

    两个新加坡男人和一个女人困在荒岛上
    这两个男人都在等候政府下一步的指示

    两个台湾男人和一个女人困在荒岛上
    第一个男人会找那女人一起选总统
    於是另一个男人自己组党
    并且庆幸那女人跟的不是自己…

    问题: 两个中国男人和一个中国女人在岛上呢?
    • 两个中国男人和一个中国女人在岛上。 一个男人游到了加拿大,临走前对女人说,等着我回来。 另一个男人对女人说,嫁给我吧,我是真心爱你的,我永远不会离开你。 女人说,凭什么让我嫁给你,你又没有海外身份。
      • 现在还外身份不值钱,出国太容易了!
        • 所以说,以前这是充分条件,现在成了必要条件了。
          • 女人说出国太无聊,还要学洋文太累。
            • 糟糕的是的确有以出国为结婚目的而百折不挠的,提高不提高英语都无所谓。
              • 那出国图啥?
                • 我不知道。可是的确有男的愿意。
    • 一个男人说:全心爱护她,我真心祝福你们。另一个男人说:我太爱她了。唯一的愿望是用生命保护我的爱人和朋友。我不再能照顾她时,请照看好她。特欣赏纵横四海中的周润发。
    • 两个男人会分别在女人面前说对方的坏话,把对方贬得一文不值,然后得到女人的欢心。。。。
    • 两个男人经过一番激战, 胜利者将失败者阉割,占有女人!
      • Michael,想不到你最近经常来rolia,近况如何?我一直在等待你的email呢!盼前线信息!(你知道我是谁,你的ex-co-worker)。
        • I had send you a email.
    • 这是我找到的原版英文笑话,看看是怎么说中国人的
      本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French woman Two German men and one German woman Two Greek men and one Greek woman Two English men and one English woman Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman Two American men and one American woman Two Irish men and one Irish woman

      One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred: One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
      menage-a-trois. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman. The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them. The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman. The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and another long look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming. The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions. The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor store /restaurant/laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their store. The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, because the American woman keeps on complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is improving, and how at least the taxes are low and it isn\更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net