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  • 枫下佳缘 / 情爱悠悠 / The equations of life: -lumlumq(lumlum); 2001-2-28 {1510} (#29222@0)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
    > Smart man + smart woman = romance
    > Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    > Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    > Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
    >
    > OFFICE ARITHMETIC
    > Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    > Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    > Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    > Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
    >
    > SHOPPING MATHS
    > A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    > A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
    >
    > GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
    > A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    > A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    > A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    > A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
    >
    > HAPPINESS
    > To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
    > little.
    > To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
    > understand her at all.
    >
    > MEMORY
    > Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people
    > remembering the same thing.
    >
    > APPEARANCE
    > Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
    > Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
    >
    > PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
    > A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    > A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
    >
    > DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
    > A woman has the last word in any argument.
    > Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • Good. -rolling(Rollor); 2001-2-28 (#29224@0)
    • 精辟! -bloor(bloor); 2001-2-28 (#29228@0)
    • A good way to learn English! It seems that you're enjoying your studing. -eglington(_); 2001-2-28 (#29229@0)
      • Hi, egg, actually studying is still very boring, but, try myself to make some fun. xixi... -lumlumq(lumlum); 2001-2-28 (#29257@0)
    • Terrific! -hearts(hearts); 2001-2-28 (#29230@0)
    • Thanks for Lumlum's jokes. -diao_david(David Diao); 2001-2-28 (#29235@0)
      • Friends are always welcomed. Actually I always got this kind of mail from former colleagues, but, xixi, sometimes, er tong bu yi, so, just picked up some of them.... -lumlumq(lumlum); 2001-2-28 (#29256@0)
        • But we all prefer that kind of jokes! Come on, post more! -eglington(_); 2001-2-28 (#29342@0)
          • Now, I see your REAL face -bloor(bloor); 2001-3-1 (#29472@0)
          • 这辈子就这么点儿爱好。 -diao_david(David Diao); 2001-3-1 (#29541@0)
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