Topic: 我的女朋友 RoR (zt) @枫下论坛 The Rolia Forum

枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / 我的女朋友 RoR (zt) -hehe(hehe); 2001-12-14 {1278} (#298690@0)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛前段时间，我买了块电视卡，装在电脑上看电视的。正好我的女朋友来找我玩,她是电
脑白痴，就会上QQ，我在她面前演示了一番, 她果然用崇拜的语气说:" 你好厉害，电
脑都能看电视啊? "
“小意思啦！”
“你好棒啊！”
“呵呵！”
“我也要玩！”
“好啊!你先玩，我给你拿饮料去。”

等我回来,发现女朋友不见了，电脑萤幕却留下了一堆字:

C:\电视

Bad command or file name

C:\看电视

Bad command or file name

C:\开电视

Bad command or file name

C:\打开电视

Bad command or file name

C:\电视开

Bad command or file name

C:\开

Bad command or file name

C:\我要看电视

Bad command or file name

C:\我要看中央6

Bad command or file name

C:\卫视中文

Bad command or file name

C:\ ......我要看电视啦！

Bad command or file name

C:\我火大罗

Bad command or file name

C:\到底给不给看ㄚ

Bad command or file name

C:\@!$!$!$!~!@~!#~~%%@^@$^@$^$^

Bad command or file name

C:\臭电视

Bad command or file name

C:\以後不跟你玩了

Bad command or file name

C:\唉呦...拜托啦...开一下

Bad command or file name

C:\真的不开

Bad command or file name

C:\真的....

Bad command or file name

C:\好...给我记住...

Bad command or file name

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侮辱妇女！哼！：P -tropicalfish(想吃小笼的恐龙); 2001-12-14 (#298705@0)

应该是说女孩，不是妇女 -jeffrey815(Smartiecat); 2001-12-14 (#298707@0)

20岁过后我听人叫我女孩，我就浑身起鸡皮疙瘩。做成熟女人有什么不好。你你，20多了，还用香水，本质又不纯，还敢称自己男孩。 -tropicalfish(想吃小笼的恐龙); 2001-12-14 (#298722@0)

应该还有： are you sure ? all data will be lost . (y/n) y , formating (45%) -tomcat(martin); 2001-12-14 (#298711@0)

she is really cool!! -lilyba(Sunshine); 2001-12-14 (#298708@0)

不过format命令要打confirm的也，她没打就走了。 -jeffrey815(Smartiecat); 2001-12-14 (#298717@0)

上MCMASTER一年要多少钱包括生活费？ -tropicalfish(想吃小笼的恐龙); 2001-12-14 (#298742@0)

I don't know. I'm in UW. -jeffrey815(Smartiecat); 2001-12-14 (#298939@0)

so how about UW? -tropicalfish(想吃小笼的恐龙); 2001-12-15 (#299125@0)

5875.1/Semester, including tuition, residence fee, meal plan... Doesn't include book which is around 300/semester in average. Laundry/Transportation/Snacks/going out to eat: 300/Semester -jeffrey815(Smartiecat); 2001-12-15 (#299210@0)
Oh by the way, I have to mention that's for undergrad Computer Science. Different programs got different tuition fees. -jeffrey815(Smartiecat); 2001-12-15 (#299215@0)

If $5000 includes tution, it is not so expensive. Thank you very much. -tropicalfish(想吃小笼的恐龙); 2001-12-15 (#299386@0)
I got it, he is going for master degree in International business somthing like that. I think that there is no much big differernce. Thank you very much. -tropicalfish(想吃小笼的恐龙); 2001-12-15 (#299389@0)

That's for 1 semester..! I think it's expensive for me. -jeffrey815(Smartiecat); 2001-12-15 (#299434@0)

for one semester? I thought it is for one year. -tropicalfish(想吃小笼的恐龙); 2001-12-15 (#300011@0)

需要狠多钱 MAC 黑的狠 -saturday(cola); 2001-12-14 (#298971@0)

你知道在爱的门顿或卡尔加里上学一年要花多少钱吗，我弟弟在办留学。多谢了。 -tropicalfish(想吃小笼的恐龙); 2001-12-14 (#298739@0)

Sorry, after I ask my friend in U of A, I will tell you. They used to tell me cost for U of A and living cost in Edmonton is much cheaper. heihei, I need to change my name into edmonton consultant. -lilyba(Sunshine); 2001-12-14 (#298946@0)

Hehe, the cost of U of A is nearly $5000 a year, expensive. They said montreal is the cheapest, BC is OK. U of A is Expensive. I will ask another friend -lilyba(Sunshine); 2001-12-15 (#299258@0)

seems that I thank cat twice, one of my post got wrong place. Thank you again. Do you mean $5000 including tutions? -tropicalfish(想吃小笼的恐龙); 2001-12-15 (#300014@0)

很久远的笑话了，不过你不应该在主角变成你和你女朋友。嘿嘿，如果换成一个小孩子的话，看起来就可爱多了。 -lester(黑龙); 2001-12-14 (#298714@0)

你是否英雄无敌中的黑龙？ -hero(英雄无敌); 2001-12-14 (#298724@0)

总算有一个一猜就对的人了！嘿嘿，难得，难得，我从95年就叫这个名字了，英雄无敌很多代了。 -lester(黑龙); 2001-12-14 (#298945@0)

你玩英雄无敌的历史居然和我一样久远。 -hero(英雄无敌); 2001-12-15 (#299428@0)

属于一不小心上了船，当时买碟子还很贵阿，但是经不住那个卖碟子的一阵推荐，买了张带繁体中文说明书的很贵的碟子，（95年的20大元啊！）结果，嘿嘿，大半年以后，当英雄出到二代的时候，整个公司下班后，都在无敌了！ -lester(黑龙); 2001-12-15 {291} (#299488@0)
都是我的错，嘿嘿……，想想一代的繁体中文版，打城市只能打一个回合，对手一还击我就要死机，只能带住了黑龙，一个回合搞定，久而久之，黑龙就成了我心中的神！后来，黑龙的地位在兵种中有所下降，但是仍然是我的最啊！嘿嘿，如果不是养Titan太贵了，也许我就叫“泰塔尼克”了，哈哈哈！都是往事了！不过很美好！

握手，当初我也是将无敌传遍整个公司。 -hero(英雄无敌); 2001-12-16 {173} (#300472@0)
下班后全都杀气腾腾。头儿也经常观战，只是龙被认作泥鳅，妖精被唤作赤身裸体。不过一代老死机，二代就爽多了。我喜欢带最强的兵种，所以从龙到TITAN，再到六翼天使。可惜再没时间玩了。

回忆最美好了，嘿嘿，无敌已经不仅仅是无敌了。有空多联系啊！ -lester(黑龙); 2001-12-21 (#306851@0)

这个笑话不记得那里看过. -winger1234(ben); 2001-12-14 (#298871@0)

here: #252965 (历史旧帖区) :P -lemondy(柠檬®回归); 2001-12-14 (#298955@0)

好玩，极具代表性。。。 -laoxi(Laoxi); 2001-12-15 (#299249@0)

you format the computer? -lilyba(Sunshine); 2001-12-15 (#299255@0)

My former lady did it. -laoxi(Laoxi); 2001-12-15 (#299269@0)

you have such really cool lady. did she format you? -lilyba(Sunshine); 2001-12-15 (#299272@0)

经常被修理。 -laoxi(Laoxi); 2001-12-15 (#299273@0)

that is why you have no virus, -lilyba(Sunshine); 2001-12-15 (#299275@0)

你怎么知道？ -laoxi(Laoxi); 2001-12-15 (#299277@0)
Hi, where are you right now ? -laoxi(Laoxi); 2001-12-15 (#299288@0)

not too bad -lilyba(Sunshine); 2001-12-15 (#299289@0)

多市下雪啦！ -laoxi(Laoxi); 2001-12-15 (#299305@0)

Silly lady is lovely. -laoxi(Laoxi); 2001-12-15 (#299281@0)