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  • 相约北美 / 移民留学 / 早上好!请问,磨洋工都有哪些招数?谢谢。
    • 上厕所 ^_^
      • 勤喝水^_^
        • 懒驴上磨
          屎尿多
          • 以上都是。还有:
            与顶头上司聊车聊足球聊女人。
            • She is a LADY. HOHO
              • 歇菜
                真还不知道LDAY的招数
    • 10 ways to 磨洋工
      1. browse the internet in the name of research
      2. drink coffee SLOWLY
      3. go out for a smoke every hour
      4. listen to other's jokes and laugh and talk and talk and talk ....
      5. when somebody is playing a demo or interesting video clip, join it
      6. if you can finish the work in one hour, say you can do it in 3 hours
      7. call tech-support for some unimportant issues
      8. eat lunch slowly or go out for a sub and eat for 1 hour
      9. come early and leave more early
      10. write every email in 30 minunts.

      and....


      If you get fired, say "I will come back to pick up my stuff in a week."
      • 一看就是馊主意,而且还是放了很久,很馊的那种,嘿嘿。
        • it works well on me. I spend 2 hours on internet, at least 1 hour lunch, 1 hour talk with others 1 hour to do other things and only 3 hours on my work. 爽啊!
          • obviously your boss got a perfect employee, : P kidding.... my boss is in the same situation.
          • 那你还没......?hehe, good luck :-)
          • faint. I wish I were you.-- the other tweety
            • ??????a hacker????
              • red alert! red alert!! The hacker is back!!!! OK, I quit now.
                • hehe, you quit, I quit.
    • come to rolia
    • 好兄弟,干吗要磨洋工呢?想干就好好干,不行干就撤,磨洋工干吗?
      • 估计他是按小时挣钱。。。:)
        • 烂萝卜!今晚回去罗伯顿排骨,秧子只好扔了!嘿嘿。
          • 哈,缺乏常识,萝卜秧那是萝卜的种子,把秧插在地里,来年就长成萝卜了。长成的萝卜上那绿色植物叫萝卜叶子。
    • 如果可能的话,闭目养神,为自己晚上的活动养精蓄锐。:)