Golf


Four married guys go golfing. While playing the 4th hole, the
following conversation took place

First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
room in the house next weekend"
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would
build her a new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that
I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continued to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy
has not said a word. So they asked him, "You haven't said anything
about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's
the deal?"

Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut
off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Golf Course or
Intercourse?" She said, "Wear your sweater."