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  • 枫下拾英 / 心情随笔 / An Egg ( ZT) ^_^
    If you think life is bad....... How would you like to be an egg?

    You only get laid once.
    You only get eaten once.
    It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
    Only 2 minutes to get soft.
    You share your box with 11 other guys.
    But worst of all.....
    The only chick that ever sat on your face was your
    mother.
    So cheer up.....Your life isn't that bad!!!

    Pass it around to someone who you feel can
    use a good lay, ..... I mean day !!!!

    ^_^
    • 我们真是幸福 :X
      • When will you guys come? It has been a long time now. ^_^
      • I really hope I can meet you and pingle before I go to usa. ^_^
        • 差不多5月份吧,如果不出意外的话。:D
    • EGG真不幸。