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  • 工作学习 / 求学深造 / 楼下有人讨论名校,校名,刚好接了个笑话,关于P大B大F大,有点RUDE,雅士免读
    〔三〕校名

    有一年老黄参加北大校庆。在一个小型座谈会上轮到他发言:“前几年没参加校庆活
    动是因为社交活动太多。我申明一句,社可不是射精的射,这交倒是性交的交。我今
    天讲的主题是关于咱这校名。解放前咱叫P大(Peking大学),沦陷后咱叫B
    大(Beijing大学)。于是两岸就相互攻击,新的骂老的屁大,老的骂新的逼
    大,然后又合起来骂更老的眼大(燕京大学)。甭管什么大,大家指的是一回事。一
    个校名尚且不能统一,谈何国家的统一?名不正则言不顺!幸亏我后来转到上海妇
    蛋,省了名称的争吵所带来的烦恼。”
    • xixi,, ya su gong shang.....
      • 这么晚你还在?啥时去米国?偶争取办个A国签证去遛遛。听说4月份华盛顿的樱花开得盛
        • Oh, it's still very early right now. You know what, I am a real " Ye Mao Zi"
          Yue Ye Yue Mei Li.... xixi..

          I am bothered by the trip to the states these days. Actually I got my B1 visa for ten years last year. But the thing is, I may stay there for quite a long time, but I also want to keep my immigrant status. Probably I will apply for the american b-schools, or a whatever university for MIS. I don't know yet. But it really bothers me a lot. Maybe I worry too much.

          BTW, I will go there very very soon, so, unfortunately I may not meet you in Canada. It doesn't matter, 'cause you could visit me in the states.

          Good night. ^_^