本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
> > Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
> > He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of
> > satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look
> > Michael, look what I've made."
> > Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet,"
> > replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's
> > going to be a great place of balance."
> > "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
> > God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example,
> > Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while
> > Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a
> > hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over
> > there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to
> > different countries. This one will be extremely hot and arid while this
> > one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by
> > Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked,
> > "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place
> > on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an
> > exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest,
> > intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the
> > world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and
> > they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of
> > peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey
> > players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."
> > Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about
> > balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"
> > God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm
> > putting next to them...."
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