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  • 枫下佳缘 / 快乐单身 / 考考你的英语水平， 请说明下列笑话为何好笑？ 我自己用了一个星期才弄明白。 -wjiang(汪激昂); 2001-6-6 {764} (#92049@0)
    A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam."
    Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being
    • 是考英语水平吗？我觉得是理解能力 -000(老九); 2001-6-6 {4} (#92054@0)
      hand
    • It is a "yellow" joke. Haha.... it took me 2 seconds to figure it out. -guest:Guest; 2001-6-6 (#92055@0)
      • so tell us why? -wjiang(汪激昂); 2001-6-6 (#92057@0)
        • He comforts himself. -guest:Guest; 2001-6-6 (#92067@0)
        • 你是怎么理解的？ -000(老九); 2001-6-6 (#92099@0)
    • Hey, man. Don't you know, "Man Always STUdy Religion By Attending presentaTION"? -diao_david(LoveBeer); 2001-6-6 (#92062@0)
    • The teacher means that guy could only masturbate. -mrviceroy(杀人者Daniel是也); 2001-6-6 (#92152@0)
      • 说话太直了不好。 -pyramid(金字塔); 2001-6-7 (#92925@0)
    • 问候你的手…… -pazu(InTheSky); 2001-6-6 (#92229@0)
      • Seems we are all knowledgable that WJANG, haha... -bluespirt(聪聪); 2001-6-6 (#92307@0)
        • 真 人 不 露 相 。 嘿 嘿 。 -mrviceroy(杀人者Daniel是也); 2001-6-6 (#92507@0)
          • 有意思，月黑风高之夜，你杀了多少人？xixi. -jade(双鱼); 2001-6-7 (#93064@0)
    • I post another. - 上了天堂 -marriner(Chris); 2001-6-6 {578} (#92675@0)
      上了天堂


      话说有叁姊妹死後上了天堂，在天堂的门口遇见了一位天使，
      天使说：你们都是好人，但是要考考你们圣经才能让你们进入天堂。
      天使就问大姐说：世界上的第一个男人是谁？
      姊姊想了想说：亚当。当当当当...天堂之门打开让姊姊进去了。
      天使再问二姐说：世界上第一个女人是谁？二姐歪着头想了想：夏娃。
      当当当当....二姐也进入天堂了。
      小妹看到两个姊姊都轻松过关了，心想我的问题一定也非常简单。
      天使提出了第叁个问题：夏娃遇见亚当所说的第一句话是什麽？
      妹妹听了心中凉了半截，她根本没在圣经里看过这样的故事，
      最後她仰天哀嚎说：『OH，God！it is too hard！！』
      当当当当.....
      • OH! God! It's really funny! -wanderer(四海为家); 2001-6-6 (#92679@0)
        • You are find a lot of such jokes at http://bbs.mit.edu or http://bbs.fudan.edu.cn -marriner(Chris); 2001-6-6 (#92714@0)
      • Xixi, I have posted its English version before. -diao_david(LoveBeer); 2001-6-7 (#92841@0)
    • "with other hand'" means masturbation with one hand. is it right? -seymour_sun(seymour_sun); 2001-6-7 (#93058@0)
    • This one is quite obvious.Try "late show with david letterman", his jokes are quite hard to understand. Hahaha, sometimes i found the only funny thing is the big mouth monster: letterman. -zurg(whatsoever); 2001-6-7 (#93368@0)
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