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  • 工作学习 / IT杂谈 / Evaluation Report of Bob Smith----Not for humor-impaired
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Dear Alex,

    Attached find please a modified edition of my evaluation report of Bob Smith. Please let me know if there is any problem.

    1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
    2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
    3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
    4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
    5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
    6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
    7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
    8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
    9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
    10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
    11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
    12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
    13 executed as soon as possible.

    Addendum:

    That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
    sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered
    lines.

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    • nice
    • Ha Ha.
    • poor bob, like me, haha...
    • good job. I am wonder is there any evaluation report of programmer. I am really interesting in the different evaluation between a diligent guy and a loose one like me, the different between a chinese guy and a westerner guy.
    • 哈哈。VERY GOOD。
    • It's funny.But I wonder what made Rumba laugh into tears last time?I can not find anything interesting there.
      • Just an addendum. It is not my work. I need a second life to create such a funny composition.