Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. David, the Dragon Slayer, obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day David revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Honatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Honatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for David to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause David readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Honatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Honatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of David would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned David to their chambers. Honatio then slipped David the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, David worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and David left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, David found Honatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, David couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Honatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned David.

The moral of the story............

PAY YOUR BILLS !