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今早上班迟到了一个半小时。老板问我:“为什么迟到?” 我撒谎说:“在路上堵车,堵了一个半小时。” 但老板还是罚我钱了。 我问他:“为什么?” 他说:“你去照一下镜子,满脸的凉席印……”
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Last Updated: 2016-6-14
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听说表哥成功戒烟,我向他取经。 表哥:“以前戒过几回,没几天又抽上了。这回,你嫂子一句话,我是再不敢抽了。” 我问:“嫂子说啥了?这么大威力?” 表哥:“她说,抽吧抽吧,你要是戒了,哪天在我身上嗅出烟味来,我还没法解释了!”
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