小幽默一则,顺贺北京申奥成功!

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An airplane was about to crash, there were 5 passengers on board
but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, said, I'm Kobe Bryant, The best NBA
Basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took
the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary, said, "I am the wife of the former
President of the United States, I am the most ambitious woman in
the world, I am also a New York Senator and a potential future
President." She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, George W Bush, said, "I'm President of the
United States, I have a great responsibility being the leader of
a superpower state. Above all I'm the cleverest President in the
America history, American people won't let me die". So he put on
the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, The Pope, says to the fifth passenger, 10
years old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many
years left, as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you
have the last parachute.

The boy said, "It's Ok, there's a parachute left for you. The
Americans' cleverest President has taken my school backpack."
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