文章来源: meerwald 于 7/15/2001 2:34:00 PM:
女孩是邪恶的数学证明--爱因司坦未发表的手稿
Proof that girls are evil:
First we state that girls require time and money:
Girls = Times x Money;
And as we all know „ time is money“:
Time = Money;
Therefore:
Girls = Money x Money = (Money)2;
And because „ Money is the root of all evil“;
Money = sqrt(Evil);
Therefore;
Girls = ( sqrt( Evil) )2
And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil
Einstein.A
女孩是邪恶的数学证明--爱因司坦未发表的手稿
Proof that girls are evil:
First we state that girls require time and money:
Girls = Times x Money;
And as we all know „ time is money“:
Time = Money;
Therefore:
Girls = Money x Money = (Money)2;
And because „ Money is the root of all evil“;
Money = sqrt(Evil);
Therefore;
Girls = ( sqrt( Evil) )2
And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil
Einstein.A