本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛By all means marry,if u get a good wife,u'll be happy,if u get a bad one,you'll become a philosopher --- Socrates
務必要結婚，娶個好女人，你會很快樂，娶個壞女人，你會成為哲學家（蘇格拉底的老婆是著名的悍婦）
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
婚姻是這樣一所學校：男人失去了學士學位，女人獲得了碩士學位（bachelor也有單身漢的意思，master也有征服者的含義）
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,you can be sure of one thing:either it is a new car or a new wife.
當一個男人為老婆打開自家汽車的門時，有一件事情可以肯定：要麼車是新的，要麼夫人是新的。
The nice men are ugly.
好男人不帥
The handsome men are not nice.
帥男人不好
The handsome and nice men are gay.
又帥又好的男人是同性戀
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
又帥又好又不是同性戀的男人都結婚了
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
不是很帥但是很好的男人卻沒有錢
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
不是很帥但是又好又有錢的男人會認為我們看上的是他們的錢
The handsome men without money are after our money.
而沒有錢但是很帥的男人看上的是我們的錢
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough.
不是很好但是很帥又是異性戀的男人卻嫌我們不夠漂亮
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
又好又有錢又是異性戀又覺得我們漂亮的男人卻又沒膽量
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!
又好又帥又有點錢而且是個異性戀的男人偏偏又害羞而且從不釆取主動
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.
那些從不主動的男人一旦我們釆取主動就對我們失去興趣
NOW… WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
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務必要結婚，娶個好女人，你會很快樂，娶個壞女人，你會成為哲學家（蘇格拉底的老婆是著名的悍婦）
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
婚姻是這樣一所學校：男人失去了學士學位，女人獲得了碩士學位（bachelor也有單身漢的意思，master也有征服者的含義）
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,you can be sure of one thing:either it is a new car or a new wife.
當一個男人為老婆打開自家汽車的門時，有一件事情可以肯定：要麼車是新的，要麼夫人是新的。
The nice men are ugly.
好男人不帥
The handsome men are not nice.
帥男人不好
The handsome and nice men are gay.
又帥又好的男人是同性戀
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
又帥又好又不是同性戀的男人都結婚了
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
不是很帥但是很好的男人卻沒有錢
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
不是很帥但是又好又有錢的男人會認為我們看上的是他們的錢
The handsome men without money are after our money.
而沒有錢但是很帥的男人看上的是我們的錢
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough.
不是很好但是很帥又是異性戀的男人卻嫌我們不夠漂亮
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
又好又有錢又是異性戀又覺得我們漂亮的男人卻又沒膽量
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!
又好又帥又有點錢而且是個異性戀的男人偏偏又害羞而且從不釆取主動
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.
那些從不主動的男人一旦我們釆取主動就對我們失去興趣
NOW… WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
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