What a cheap guy!!

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Who says you can't put a value on a life? From a link on a friend’s home page I just came across this site (www.humanforsale.com). It says it: "will attempt to place a value on your life using a variety of criteria in 4 basic facets of life (physical, mental, lifestyle, personality)".

Filled it out. Turns out I'm worth $1,958,960.00. The average man is $1,964,007.00

Whoa...wait a sec. Hmm? My worth is below average???

I’m telling you man, This is a serious blow for my confidence, I’ve never ever feel so down in my entire life. Aha! What I am then? I've heard someone said that most of us just a bunch of cow manure.

If I really worth 1.95 million, Considering that they sell almost anything on E-bay these days, I should list myself. Something like this:

XXX, is up for sale to the highest bidder. Recently appraised at over $1.95 million. One of a kind. Possible collector's item. Excellent condition, a few scratch here and there just show the normal use for the age, Two brand new teeth just placed in last year, broke leg once but fixed by a highly trained professional, all functioning well, Everything else are still in the original packaging. Trained for heavy-duty housework, fine tuned to take on any challenge your wife/girl friend can throw in. Bonus: unit comes with 2 functioning kidneys worth approximately $2500 (each) on black market. Too many extras to list here. Starting bid: $1.

Any takers?
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