Proof that girls are evil

First we state that girls require time and money:
Girls = Times x Money;
And as we all know ? time is money
Time = Money;
Therefore:
Girls = Money x Money = (Money)2;
And because ? Money is the root of MOST HAPPINESS“;
Money = sqrt(HAPPYNESS);

Therefore
Girls = ( sqrt( HAPPINESS) )2
And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = HAPPINESS

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