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What you hear when you call your credit card company

·¢ÐÅÕ¾: The unknown SPACE (Sat Feb 3 19:29:56 2001) WWW-POST

...Thank you for holding. To proceed, press one...

Press one, if you want to continue to be degraded
by a machine...

Please enter your zip code, followed by the last
four digits of your Social Security number...

Please enter your age, height, and weight, followed
by the pound key...

Please enter the color of your underwear...

...For white, press one...for black press two...for
all other colors and prints, press three.

Please hold...one of our representatives will be with
you shortly...

(music)...up, up, and away...

(music)...in my beautiful, my beautiful ballooon...

If you want to kill yourself, press one...if you want
to kill me, press two...otherwise, please stay on the
line.

Please hold and a customer representative will be with
you shortly...or to end this call...simply hang up.
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