Billy Bob and Lester were talking
one afternoon when Billy Bob told Lester, "Ya' know, I
reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year
I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few
years, I took your suggestions as to where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to
Hawaii and Marie got pregnant. Then two years ago,
you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Marie got
pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and
darned if Marie didn't get pregnant again."
Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what ya' gonna do this year
Billy Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with me..."