HERE IS SOMETHING FOR YOU ALL TO THINK ABOUT WHILE HAVING LUNCH:
New DILBERT'S THEOREM ON SALARY:
Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and
scientists never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people.
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)
Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)
Postulate 3 (as every engineer knows): Power =Work/Time
It therefore follows: Knowledge = Work / Time
and since Time = Money,
we have: Knowledge =Work / Money.
Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work/Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.
Conclusion 1: The Less you Know, the More you Make.
Conclusion 2: This is the reason why your BOSS is paid more.
P.S: DO NOT LET THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF SEE THIS. I STILL WANT TO MAKE SOME MONEY THAN NOTHING.