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HERE IS SOMETHING FOR YOU ALL TO THINK ABOUT WHILE HAVING LUNCH:

New DILBERT'S THEOREM ON SALARY:

Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and

scientists never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people.

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)

Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)

Postulate 3 (as every engineer knows): Power =Work/Time

It therefore follows: Knowledge = Work / Time

and since Time = Money,

we have: Knowledge =Work / Money.

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work/Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

Conclusion 1: The Less you Know, the More you Make.

Conclusion 2: This is the reason why your BOSS is paid more.

P.S: DO NOT LET THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF SEE THIS. I STILL WANT TO MAKE SOME MONEY THAN NOTHING.

New DILBERT'S THEOREM ON SALARY:

Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and

scientists never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people.

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)

Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)

Postulate 3 (as every engineer knows): Power =Work/Time

It therefore follows: Knowledge = Work / Time

and since Time = Money,

we have: Knowledge =Work / Money.

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work/Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

Conclusion 1: The Less you Know, the More you Make.

Conclusion 2: This is the reason why your BOSS is paid more.

P.S: DO NOT LET THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF SEE THIS. I STILL WANT TO MAKE SOME MONEY THAN NOTHING.

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2001-2-9 -05:00

2001-2-9 -05:00