VAIN: A person who loves the smell of his own farts
AMIABLE: A person who loves the smell of other people's farts
PROUD: A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine
SHY: A person who releases silent farts and then blushes
IMPUDENT: A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs
UNFORTUNATE: A person who tries awfully hard to fart but shits
instead
SCIENTIFIC: A person who farts regularly but is only concerned
about pollution