a joke

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> > One day in class, a schoolteacher brought in a bag of fruit. She said:
> > going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and i want
> > to tell me what fruit i'm talking about. My first fruit is round and
> > Now what do you think it might be?"
> > Johnny raised his hand at once but the teacher ignored him and chose
> > instead. "An apple ma'am," said Julie.
> > "No," said the teacher, "it's a tomato, but i like your thinking. My
> > fruit is small, green and hairy, What do you think it might be?".
> > Johnny raised his hand but again the teacher ignored him. This time she
> > asked Wendy. "A gooseberry, ma'am," said Wendy.
> > "Actually, it's a kiwifruit Wendy," said the teacher, "but I like your
> > thinking. My third fruit is small, black and round."
> > Johnny's hand went up in a flash. But once more the teacher ignored him
> > chose Ann. "A blackberry, ma'am," said Ann.
> > "No, it's a grape, but i like your thinking."
> > By now Johhny was fed up with being continually overlooked so he called
> > "I've got one for you, teacher. Let me put my hand in my pocket. I've
> > it, it's round, hard and it's got a head on it."
> > "Johnny, that's disgusting," shouted the teacher.
> > "No," said Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking."
> >
> >
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2001-2-21 -04:00

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