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Dear Tech Support:
>>
>> I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded
>> from Girlfriend 7.0
>> to Wife 1.0
>> and found that the new program began unexpected
>> child processing and
>> also took up
>> a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't
>> mentioned in the
>> product brochure.
>> In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
>> programs and
>> launches during
>> system initialization where it monitors all other
>> system activity.
>>
>> Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf
>> 5.3 no longer run and
>> crash
>> the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate
>> Sunday Football 6.3
>> always fails
>> but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot
>> seem to keep Wife 1.0
>> in the background
>> whilst attempting to run any of my favorite
>> applications. I am
>> thinking about
>> going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but de-install doesn't
>> work on this
>> program. Please help!
>>
>> Joe
>>
>> *******
>>
>> Dear Joe,
>>
>> This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
>> misunderstanding.
>> Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
>> thinking that Wife 1.0
>> is merely
>> a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife
>> 1.0 is an OPERATING
>> SYSTEM
>> designed by its creator to run everything. You are
>> unlikely to be able
>> to purge Wife 1.0 and
>> still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is
>> not designed to do
>> this and it is
>> impossible to de-install, delete or purge the
>> program files from the
>> system once installed.
>>
>> Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or
>> Wife 2.0, but have
>> ended up with
>> even more problems. (See in manual under
>> Alimony/Child Support and
>> Solicitors Fees).
>> Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you
>> keep it installed and
>> deal with the difficulties as best you can.
>>
>> When any faults or problems occur, whatever you
>> think has caused them,
>> you must run
>> the C:\ IAPOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to
>> use the *Esc-key.
>> It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number
>> of times, but
>> hopefully
>> eventually the operating system will return to
>> normal. Wife 1.0
>> although a
>> very high maintenance program can be very rewarding.
>> To get the most
>> out of
>> it consider buying additional software such as
>> Flowers 2.0 and
>> Chocolates 5.0.
>>
>> Do not under any circumstances install Secretary
>> (Short Skirt version)
>> as this is not
>> a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system
>> will almost
>> certainly crash.
>>
>> Best of luck
>> Tech Support
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