Friday's joke - part three...

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From the State where drunk driving is considered a sport,
comes a true story from Mid NW, Wisconsin.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local Neighborhood
tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes,
with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and
his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell

He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons
left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it
was a fine dry night) flicked the blinkers on, then off, honked the horn
then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little
and then remained still for a few more minutes as some
more vehicles left.

At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly
the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time,
started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled
man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the
breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at

Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
Police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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