lumlumq, you are so funny. Let me test how mature you are. Don't look at the answer, and tell me how many you guess right. Smarty!

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Lumlum and all others,

I challenge you NOT to think dirty. None of the
answers in this quiz are obscene in any way.
Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded:
1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k"and
means the same as intercourse?
2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has
only two of?
3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about
six inches long, has a head on it, and that women
love so much that they often blow it?
4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
5) Name five words that are each four letters long,
end in " u-n-t one of which is a word for a woman?
6) What does a dog do that you can step into?
7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends
with " k", and if you can't get one you can use your
hands?
8) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and
can make a girl fat?
9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found
on the bottom of birdcages?
10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer
on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his;
and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?




ANSWERS:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10.(last name)
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