lumlumq, you are so funny. Let me test how mature you are. Don't look at the answer, and tell me how many you guess right. Smarty!

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Lumlum and all others,

I challenge you NOT to think dirty. None of the
answers in this quiz are obscene in any way.
Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded:
1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k"and
means the same as intercourse?
2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has
only two of?
3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about
six inches long, has a head on it, and that women
love so much that they often blow it?
4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
5) Name five words that are each four letters long,
end in " u-n-t one of which is a word for a woman?
6) What does a dog do that you can step into?
7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends
with " k", and if you can't get one you can use your
8) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and
can make a girl fat?
9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found
on the bottom of birdcages?
10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer
on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his;
and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10.(last name)
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