It has came to my attention that some of us is concerned about your year end bonus, from the bottom of my heart I shall clarify that I do not know the original of such rumour.
However, in this economic, it is important to maintain unity of the firm thus we can move forward as a whole to ensure the betterment of the society in the near future. In other words, we must be continue to invest in our firm's future, which means that we need to be better equipped in this difficult times.
As a result, the governing council is maintaining the position that the following ware must be purchased even if it means to sacrifice...
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