ACTUAL T-SHIRT SLOGANS ( for fun )

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1. "Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam." (seen on Cape Cod)
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> 2. "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8 year old)
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> 3. "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
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> 4. "Procrastinate Now."
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> 5. "Rehab Is For Quitters."
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> 6. "My Dog Can Lick Anyone."
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> 7. "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?"
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> 8. "Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (on a baby-size shirt)
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> 9. "Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since
15."
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> 10. "ALL WOMEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR QUEEN."
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> 11. "West Virginia: One Million People, And 15 Last Names."
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> 12. "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software."
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> 13. "I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN."
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> 14. "A hangover is the wrath of grapes."
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> 15. "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance."
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> 16. "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"
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> 17. "DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music."
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> 18. "Eat not to dullness, drink not to elevation." B. Franklin
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> 19. "They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."
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> 20. "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead."
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> 21. "Time's fun when you're having flies.......Kermit the Frog."
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> 22. "POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing to go on."
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> 23. "FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once."
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> 24. "HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH."
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> 25. "A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a thousand times
the memory."
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> 26. "The Meek shall inherit the earth....after we're through with it."
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> 27. "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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> 28. "HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for
a pig."
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> 29. "WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years."
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> 30. "The trouble with life is there's no background music."
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> 31. "IF THERE IS NO GOD, WHO POPS UP THE NEXT KLEENEX?"
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> 32. "Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!"
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> 33. "The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Wesson."
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> 34. "MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT."
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> 35. "Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit."
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> 36. "Computer programmers know how to use their hardware."
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> 37. "MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup team."
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> 38. "NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning
medicine."
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> 39. "Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."
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> 40. "My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he
was God, and I didn't."
> 41. "Say no to sex with Pro-lifers."
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