LIVING IN THE 00'S

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You know you're living in the 00's when:
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> > 1. You try to enter your password on the microwave.
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> > 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
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> > 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
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> > 4. You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you.
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> > 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not

> > have e-mail addresses.
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> > 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone
in
> a
> > business manner.
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> > 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to

> get
> > an outside line.
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> > 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
> different
> > companies.
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> > 9. Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
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> > 10. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
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> > 11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
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> > 12. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your
> best
> > jokes.
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> > 13. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
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> > 14. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get
> > long-service awards.
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> > 15. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries

> > annual budgets combined.
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> > 16. Interviewees, despite not having the relevant knowledge or
experience,
> > terminate the interview when told of the starting salary.
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> > 17. Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.
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> > 18. Your supervisor gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all
the
> > latest features, while you have time to go for lunch while yours boots
up.
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> > 19. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital.
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> > 20. There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff your
> > department desperately needs, but they can afford four full-time
> management
> > consultants advising your boss's boss on strategy.
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> > 21. Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with
computers".
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> > AND THE CLINCHERS ARE...
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> > 22. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
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> > 23. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
"friends"
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> > 24. It crosses your mind that your jokes group may have seen this list
> > already, but you don't have time to check so you forward it anyway.
> > > > > > >
> > 25. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore,
> except
> > to send you jokes from the net.
> > > > > > >
> > 26. This email has 20 different disclaimer notes at the bottom, telling
> you
> > that the information is confidential, but you forward it anyway.
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