1. browse the internet in the name of research
2. drink coffee SLOWLY
3. go out for a smoke every hour
4. listen to other's jokes and laugh and talk and talk and talk ....
5. when somebody is playing a demo or interesting video clip, join it
6. if you can finish the work in one hour, say you can do it in 3 hours
7. call tech-support for some unimportant issues
8. eat lunch slowly or go out for a sub and eat for 1 hour
9. come early and leave more early
10. write every email in 30 minunts.
If you get fired, say "I will come back to pick up my stuff in a week."