1. browse the internet in the name of research
2. drink coffee SLOWLY
3. go out for a smoke every hour
4. listen to other's jokes and laugh and talk and talk and talk ....
5. when somebody is playing a demo or interesting video clip, join it
6. if you can finish the work in one hour, say you can do it in 3 hours
7. call tech-support for some unimportant issues
8. eat lunch slowly or go out for a sub and eat for 1 hour
9. come early and leave more early
10. write every email in 30 minunts.

and....


If you get fired, say "I will come back to pick up my stuff in a week."