1.If you are male: try to date and fuck her; if you are female, try to be lessibian
2. 吹牛都不会，做洗碗或招待.
3。It's canada. 90% 是老外；玩的几率是国内的1%，so, if you know math, you have only 0.9% chance to make new friend.
4. 把你爸爸妈妈爷爷奶奶移过来
5。You make a wrong decision of immigration.