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It was said that three ladies arrived Heaven after they died. The porter of Heaven is St. John ( some friend must remember that two days ago we learned 'John' means 'mans' in slang).
Mr. John shouted to those girls:" Welcome to Paradise. Before you are permited to enter it, you must answer my question. If your answer is correct, the bell", he pointed to a bell hanging on the gate of Heaven, " will ring, the door will open, then you can come in. Otherwise, please come to visit my brother -- Satan."
All of these girls agreed this prerequisite.
"Ok, the first question is, who is the first man?" John asked.
"I know it, Adam." Dang, dang, dang... the bell rang, and the door opened.
"See you later." The first lady entered Heaven happily.
"The second question is, who is the first woman?" John asked again.
"Oh, it's a piece of cake, Eva" So the second girl entered Heaven successfully.
There was the last lady. John though:" I must ask her a difficult question, otherwise, everyone will consider me an idiot."
"The final question is, a-ha..." John cleared his throat, "What's the first sentence that Eva speaked to Adam?"
"Oh, gosh, who knows this qustion." The last lady murmured. "It's too hard" You know what, Dang, dang, dang... the bell rang, and the door opened.
So keep this word in your mind, it's very useful when you want to enter the paradise. And most time, you should use its comparative form. "Harder"
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