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> Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
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> Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
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> Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
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> Patron: No, it's still there.
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> Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with
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> fork instead.
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> Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
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> Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
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> Patron: A SOUP bowl!
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> Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem;how was the bowl set up?
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> Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
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> Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
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> Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
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> Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
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> Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
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> Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
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> Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
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> Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
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> Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.
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> [Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]
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> Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
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> Patron: This is potato soup.
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> Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
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> Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
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> [The waiter leaves.]
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> Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
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> The check:
> Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . $5.00
> Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50
> Access to support . . . . . . . . . $1.00
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