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I remember that some guest has ever commented that Java is a piece of shit from Sun. Sailor deleted that posting.
I saw a very funny Java book at a book store. It is entitled "Java: Priniciple of Object-Oriented Programming". On its cover, it is simplified as JAVA POOP.
Poop belongs to children's vocabulary. You probably don't have many opportunities to hear adults speaking this word. For the people like Jiang, they should learn this word. Once Jiang's son or daughter comes to this world, he should boldly handle his pup's poop.
Another word the kids frequently use is "pee", or "pee-pee". If your kids want to pee-pee, just direct him/her to the bathroom. Well, if your kid is going to the preschool or kindergarten, you should do pottery training. If a group of kids are playing together, we should remind them going party occasionally. Otherwise, they may pee in their pants. Actually, as a kid goes party, no friends are waiting for him/her.
In addition, we should teach our kids how to behave themselves. In any case, it is impolite to fart in public. If some other kid farts, our kid should not ask: "Who farted?"
I hope Jiang and his leader study this note together---for your upcoming son or daughter's sake. :-)
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