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A woman brings her lover home while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly so she puts him in the closet.

Her husband comes home early unexpectedly, so she puts her lover in the closet.

The little boy says, "Dark in here"
The man says "Yes it is"
Boy, "I have a baseball"
Man, "That's nice"
Boy, "You want to buy it".
Man, "No thanks"
Boy,"My dad's outside"
Man, "OK how much"
Boy "25 Dollars"
Man "OK fine"

The next week it happens again, and the lover and the boy are in the closet again.

Boy,"Dark in here"
Man "Yes it is"
Boy "I have a baseball mitt"
Remembering the last time he asks "How much"
Boy "75 Dollars"
Man "Fine"

A few days later, the boys father say to the boy, Grab your glove. Let's go out and toss the baseball back and forth.
The boy says "I can't. I sold them"
Father "How much did you sell them for"
Boy "100 Dollars"

The father says, that's terrible to over charge your friends like that, 100 dollars is way more than the ball and mitt cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.

They go to the church and the father makes the boy sit in the confessional booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here"
The Priest says, "Don't start that shit again"
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2001-4-17 -04:00

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