本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛BOY : May I hold your hand??
> GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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> GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
> BOY : You love me...
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> GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
> BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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> GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
> BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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> CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me?
> I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour.
> PETER : Yes darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
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> GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
> BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
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> BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
> GIRL : How soon??
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> BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
> GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
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> SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate,
> burning kiss??
> TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the
> cigarette out of his mouth.
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> Man : You remind me of the sea.
> Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
> Man : NO, because you make me sick.
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> Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in
> one ear and comes out of the other.
> Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in
> both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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> Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
> Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net