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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the animals!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are all sorts of animals all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on an animal, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with an ugly man she ever saw. His eyes are turned in, his teeth are crooked and his ears are large. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on an animal is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on another animal and sure enough along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another ugly man. The man has a super-long nose, small ears, very long face, small darting eyes, and twitches. He chains them together with the same admonishment for the second woman.
The third woman observes all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, she is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any animals.
One day St. Peter comes up to her with a very handsome man she has ever laid eyes on; very tall, beautiful smile. gorgeous pecks, muscular and well-shaped.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The man says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a animal!"
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