Per your requestA diner was agitated that the waiter didn't bring him a spoon with his coffee. "This coffee," he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, "is going to be pretty hot to stir with my fingers."
The waiter reddened, made a hasty retreat to the kitchen, and returned shortly with another cup of coffee. "This one isn't so hot, sir," he beamed.
-gtagg(好心情);
2009-4-30{364}(#1335175@9)
A cure for hiccupsA man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups.
The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face. (Whack)
"What did you do that for?" the man asks.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?"
The man says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does!"
-gtagg(好心情);
2009-4-30{340}(#1335176@9)
A LectureThis man walked out of the bar, very drunk.
He decided he would walk home instead of driving.
A policeman saw him walking so he pulled up on the side of him and asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
The man looked at the policeman and said, "Going to a lecture."
The policeman said, "Who is giving a lecture at this time of the night?"
The man replied, "My wife."
-gtagg(好心情);
2009-4-30{391}(#1335177@9)