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A man sees a burglar breaking into his shed

becel(雪花飘)

ZT - A man sees someone breaking into his shed. He calls police. They say they don't have anyone available right now. They'll be there as soon as they can, but it may be two hours. The man hangs up.

A few minutes later he calls again and tells them to take their time. He's pulled out his rifle and shot the man. He's not going anywhere. Within minutes the place is swarming with police, helicopters, cars, dogs, etc. They find the man breaking into the shed and arrest him.

The police go to the man, "I thought you said you shot him!" The man responds "I thought you said you had no one available"

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Last Updated: 3-14
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    • A man sees a burglar breaking into his shed -becel(雪花飘); 3-14 {625} (#16001524@0) +5

      ZT - A man sees someone breaking into his shed. He calls police. They say they don't have anyone available right now. They'll be there as soon as they can, but it may be two hours. The man hangs up.

      A few minutes later he calls again and tells them to take their time. He's pulled out his rifle and shot the man. He's not going anywhere. Within minutes the place is swarming with police, helicopters, cars, dogs, etc. They find the man breaking into the shed and arrest him.

      The police go to the man, "I thought you said you shot him!" The man responds "I thought you said you had no one available"

      • good strategy -walkthrough(Good Fight); 3-14 (#16001804@0)

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