A man is dating 3 women...

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the biggest tits.

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喜欢那个漂亮的 -sexy_back(...); 2021-4-6 (#13616885@0) +2

哪个漂亮。这里是两张大头照，可以比较： -the_dumb_one(耷目无神); 2021-4-6 {341} (#13616897@0)

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第二个😄😄 -starxing(星 💫 之愿); 2021-4-6 (#13616905@0)

不仅更漂亮, 好像也更年轻。 -bigbread(匹格); 2021-4-6 (#13616909@0)

眼睛的眼神比较迷人😄😄 -starxing(星 💫 之愿); 2021-4-6 (#13616937@0)

她一见钟情于A，和A的弟弟一夜欢愉生了孩子，于是违心相处七年，到了要成婚的前夜又因为不能忘怀于A，而稀里糊涂地和办公室的boss有了私情，脖子上留下一个love bite 被未婚夫识破，咄咄女出来救驾，说是自己留下的痕迹。英国人真会编故事。 -the_dumb_one(耷目无神); 2021-4-6 {341} (#13616993@0)

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A 就是她的boss 吗？她的未婚夫就是她后来遇见的第三男人，确定下来决定要嫁给他的那个人？第一是A（她的boss) . 第二个是：A的弟弟。第三个是：未婚夫。 😄😄她那迷人的眼睛，闲不住的心。。。 -starxing(星 💫 之愿); 2021-4-6 (#13617023@0)

A不是她的boss，是她一心要嫁的人。未婚夫是她儿子的父亲，A的弟弟。boss是在她结婚前夜，在给她灌输完“女人结婚前夜最容易出轨”的信念之后，来了临门一脚。 -the_dumb_one(耷目无神); 2021-4-6 (#13617043@0)

坏蛋boss 。。。😄😄她也真的是“悠游寡断”啊 -starxing(星 💫 之愿); 2021-4-6 (#13617050@0)

喜欢那个年轻的 -sexy_back(...); 2021-4-6 (#13616908@0)

Hearts and Bones，一部蛮有意思的剧集，讲述一群三十上下的人物之间的恩怨情仇，悲欢离合 -the_dumb_one(耷目无神); 2021-4-6 (#13616974@0)

都够丑的 -facenorthface(小北); 2021-4-6 (#13616933@0) +3
俩都不行😜不能换一批吗？ -newrover(漫游); 2021-4-6 (#13617032@0) +1

要求真高，还是年轻啊。 -the_dumb_one(耷目无神); 2021-4-6 (#13617046@0)

右边的太丑了 -facenorthface(小北); 2021-4-6 (#13616932@0) +3

甜到发腻，怕到颤抖，都是人生难得的历练，所谓兼收并蓄。 -the_dumb_one(耷目无神); 2021-4-6 (#13616970@0)

好像海里有的是🐟。 -anexplorer(页于); 2021-4-6 (#13616934@0)

所以古人早就有古训：望洋兴叹。今天才算被你点醒，悟透了。 -the_dumb_one(耷目无神); 2021-4-6 (#13616968@0)

不就是王熙凤，薛宝钗，林黛玉。。。都挺好。 -xz730000(笑一笑，十年少); 2021-4-6 (#13616959@0) +1

鱼我所欲也，熊掌亦我所欲也。高！ -the_dumb_one(耷目无神); 2021-4-6 (#13616966@0)

选波大的那个 -vincec(瞎灌水); 2021-4-6 (#13616999@0)

那还得带上打假英雄方舟子，先付下五位数的咨询费。 -the_dumb_one(耷目无神); 2021-4-6 (#13617019@0)

没照到凶，决定不出来 -vega_lee(天津包子-就不改); 2021-4-6 (#13617007@0) +1

越级了会开罪于老大，小的不敢。 -the_dumb_one(耷目无神); 2021-4-6 (#13617015@0)

公众名人里的女人还是这几位比较让人看着舒服…林青霞，潘虹，丽，褒曼…… -wabuka(AH); 2021-4-6 (#13617016@0)

时代不同了，Lady Gaga 也上镜。 -the_dumb_one(耷目无神); 2021-4-6 (#13617024@0)

老的不爱，还算懂双语小的，早就不知此为何物。现在的娃早就不听锅 -wabuka(AH); 2021-4-6 (#13617039@0)

有个选女人的笑话 -vincec(瞎灌水); 2021-4-6 {1817} (#13617020@0)

A man is dating 3 women...

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the biggest tits.

所以整形医生手里黏糊糊的硅胶，比女为悦己者容，女为知己者死，女为顺己者搏的古训都有更大的市场。 -the_dumb_one(耷目无神); 2021-4-6 (#13617033@0)

选了也没用，不选 -guwangyan(瞎说话); 2021-4-6 (#13617049@0)

就是，老荡自己风流韵事还不够XB的，再拿这些来刺激大家，人人能都是隔壁老王嘛？ -nikan(宓); 2021-4-6 (#13617058@0)

别冤枉。这是正剧，不是边门。 -the_dumb_one(耷目无神); 2021-4-6 (#13617066@0)
就是，老荡这几天太得瑟了，得砸 -guwangyan(瞎说话); 2021-4-6 (#13617144@0)

能砸也还算是有心劲儿。再这么关上半年一年的，也许就个个心如枯井，连死水微澜都不见了。 -the_dumb_one(耷目无神); 2021-4-6 (#13617179@0)

自己找开心啦，弹琴，唱歌，学猪叫都行，不是疫情还真没机会呢 -guwangyan(瞎说话); 2021-4-6 (#13617186@0)

就是，要是发钱选，还差不多。 -troyd(Troy); 2021-4-6 (#13617060@0)

我们加拿大早就淘汰了penny，怎么给法？ -the_dumb_one(耷目无神); 2021-4-6 (#13617069@0)
就是，或者发钱，或者发姑娘 -guwangyan(瞎说话); 2021-4-6 (#13617142@0)

现在时兴拿视野砸人，尤其是肉联，所以我们这里就跟着学样，得罪一把了：不能被老迈限制了视野。 -the_dumb_one(耷目无神); 2021-4-6 (#13617065@0)
食神姑姑世上那么多好吃的都吃不到啊不妨碍憧憬欣赏一下嘛🤣 -expressline(Express); 2021-4-6 (#13617110@0)

甭介，俺就喜欢就着面条吃馒头，你给俺画个饼算怎么回事啊 -guwangyan(瞎说话); 2021-4-6 (#13617139@0)

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