本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛The Recession hits everybody.....
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
People are getting a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
Someone saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $13.5 Trillion disappear!更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
People are getting a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
Someone saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $13.5 Trillion disappear!更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net