Once upon a time a handsome prince asked a beautiful princess, “Will you marry me?” The princess said “No.”. So the prince lived happily ever after and rode motor cycles and fucked big titty skinny broads, hunted and had race cars, went to nudie bars and vacationed all around the world and dated women half his age and drank whiskey and beer and tequila and never heard bitch’n and never paid child support or alimony and ate out shaved pussy’s and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and shotguns and never got cheated on while he was at work and bought a big bad ass boat and all his friends and family thought he was fucking cool as shit and had tons of money in the bank and he left the toilet seat up. The End.