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枫下家园 / 人到中年 / 挺好玩的老笑话（2017），今天微信又看到了，转一下： -papyrus(古道西风); 2022-8-15 {1751} (#14749753@0) +2
Google's pizza
- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number? Sorry
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizzawith cheeses, sausage, thick crust.
- OK! This is it ...
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato.?
- What? I hate vegetables.
- Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
- How do you know?
- We crossed the number of your fixed line with your name, through the subscribers guide.
We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza!,I already take medicine ...
-Excuse me, but you have not taken the medicine regularly, from our commercial database, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 cholesterol tablets at Drugsale Network.
- I bought more from another drugstore.
- It's not showing on your credit card statement
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you bought them from undeclared income source.
-WHAT THE HELL?
- I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the intention of helping you.
- Enough! I'm sick of google, facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone line and no one to watch me or spy on me
- I understand sir but you need to renew your passport first as it has expired 5 weeks ago

其实是细思恐极 -dandandoudou(斗胆); 2022-8-15 (#14749762@0) +2

完全没有隐私了 -papyrus(古道西风); 2022-8-15 (#14749767@0) +2

Pretty true! -sailor(Ocean & Mountain); 2022-8-15 (#14749775@0) +2

嗯。写的挺不错的 -papyrus(古道西风); 2022-8-15 (#14749776@0) +1

这不算奇怪。我那天在车子等红灯时，多看了过街的美女两眼，回到家后手机和笔记本都送过来的是约会网站广告。 -tuteng(闻风而动); 2022-8-15 (#14749783@0) +1

你这就更智能化了，下次要少看两眼才行 -papyrus(古道西风); 2022-8-15 (#14749793@0)

Google 用用户数据远不像 FB 那么不要脸。但是同时又大量敛用户数据，为了什么呢？ -troyd(||); 2022-8-15 (#14749806@0) +2

大概也是为了取得浏览消费习惯，便于投放广告吧 -papyrus(古道西风); 2022-8-15 (#14749810@0)

要有那么智能就好了 --- 天天同一时间开个灯关个灯还老是 sorry I don't understand... / hmm, something went wrong... -xmlhttprequest(build5381); 2022-8-15 (#14749830@0)

呵呵，也是 -papyrus(古道西风); 2022-8-15 (#14749845@0)
呃，难道不是您胡同口语太重？ -troyd(||); 2022-8-15 (#14749846@0) +1

口音，你这太逗了 -papyrus(古道西风); 2022-8-15 (#14749848@0)
现在的 machine learning 经过每天的 training，就算是英语加儿化音也该识别啊，您说是这个理儿吧 -xmlhttprequest(build5381); 2022-8-15 (#14749900@0)

LOL，说的就是你们这类英语儿化片子。 -troyd(||); 2022-8-15 (#14749923@0)

Turn on the lighter? Lol -xmlhttprequest(build5381); 2022-8-15 (#14749939@0)
从上到下一路看下来就像看多口相声，古道西风是捧哏，你们几个是逗哏 -jennyjiang(小蜜蜂); 2022-8-15 (#14749946@0)

嗯，见识一下 multi-taksing。 -troyd(||); 2022-8-15 (#14749948@0)
呵呵，你上来了，在龙潭看你一帖，你家公子上Ivey，不去cfm了？豹兄说你家不喜欢C，喜欢F -papyrus(古道西风); 2022-8-15 (#14749954@0)

多伦多偷车，抢劫越来越多，也破不了案。。。是不是先让警察掌握一下罪犯的所有材料。 -xz730000(笑一笑，十年少); 2022-8-15 (#14749926@0)

那需要警察蜀黍和google联系才行 -papyrus(古道西风); 2022-8-15 (#14749956@0)

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